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June 28, 2010 @ 9:57 am

I Dreamt Nothing Tonight

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1. I dreamt nothing tonight.

2. So, there is nothing to think about today.

3. It’s a kind of an empty day with an empty head.

4. You just walk around and wait for the coming night.

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June 27, 2010 @ 11:14 pm

Explanation of a Dream Called ‘Uncompoundable Saxophone’

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1. Here is described the dream called ‘Uncompoundable Saxophone’.

2. The explanation of it is quite simple.

3. I like a little bit jazz music. That’s why I dream saxophones (this instrument is usually used in jazz music).

4. The other important thing is that anyone who likes any activity wants unconsciously to be good at it or even to be professional in this field. Regardless, anyone knows that it is simply impossible and will never happen.

5. So, the part of saxophone which I could not attach to the instrument meaned that I’ll never be a musician or a saxophone player.

6. It is stupidly easy to explain dreams.

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June 26, 2010 @ 11:21 am

Uncompoundable Saxophone

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Some nights ago I dreamt a strange uncompoundable saxophone. I anyhow could compound it to play. The part which it was impossible to attach you may see in the upper right corner of the drawing (I’m not a drawer, so sorry for my drawing skills.).

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June 25, 2010 @ 11:06 am

Legs of a Walking Chicken

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Legs of a walking chicken.

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June 24, 2010 @ 10:39 pm

Video Dedicated for Philosophers

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Video dedicated for philosophers.


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June 23, 2010 @ 8:31 pm

Congopunq – Favourite Music Group of Reclameville

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Congopunq (Cyril Atef and Monsieur Cong) – favourite music group of Reclameville.


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June 22, 2010 @ 12:01 am

The Most Ancient Porno Movie

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1. Imagine: you are chosen to watch the most ancient porno movie.

2. The cinema tape begins to roll.

3. The light starts painting pictures on the wall.

4. Two persons – a man and a woman – appear in the scene.

5. Finally they get completely naked.

6. You see that it is impossible to find 10 differences from “doing it” nowadays.

7. The question arises: what does differ at all in the world and in the history of mankind?

8. The answer arises: things are the only thing that changes when time passes.

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June 17, 2010 @ 12:59 pm

The Easiest Way to Earn Money

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1. At first you need to choose a country and to go there to see what type of currency they use.

2. If you like the currency – symbols and heads of famous people on the banknotes - stay in this country. Here is an example of the currency of country which I like the most (it means I try to earn kwachas as much as I can):

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3. You are ready to collect this currency as much as you can.

4. Usually people are hiding money and they do not want to get rid of them. So your task is not very easy as you see.

5. To speak simply, people like money and they all are competing to earn more money than others earn.

6. The next important thing is to buy a safe briefcase, where you can keep your earned money or to open a heavy bank account for large amounts of money.

7. The third thing is to decide in which way to collect the money. Unfortunatelly all ways are very boring.

8. At this point you must once again to decide if you are really sure about your wish to earn money.

9. If the answer is positive, you have to decide in which way to collect the money.

10. If the answer is negative, just try to stay in your place.

11. If the answer is positive try to find the way of collecting money, which bores you in strange manner.

12. If you began to feel dull (apathetic) or began to feel other strange feelings, it means that your chosen way of earning money is right.

13. And the last thing. Be patient and have a good luck!

 

 

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June 13, 2010 @ 9:58 am

How to Make an Attractive Movie, Video Advertisement, Music Video etc.?

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How to make an attractive movie, video advertisement, music video etc.? Watch the video answer:

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June 12, 2010 @ 10:52 pm

What Colours to Choose When Advertising Green Actions?

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Nowadays many people wonder, what colours to choose when advertising green actions? Here is the answer in the video below. At first, try to find the clue by yourselves, then watch the video:

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